Lets see:

I've broken my nose 5 times
2 concussions
Torn ACL
Got hit in the jaw with a baseball bat, full swing
Fell out of the bed of a pickup truck twice and smashed my shins and knees
Sprained or fractured my wrist. Dunno which; I put a brace on it for a month and it's fine now.
Broke 4 fingers on 3 different occasions
Broke my big toe

Numerous scars:
slid on a nail when I was 5
Cut my thumb down to the bone 3 times
Almost lost an eye in the woods; had a small scar that ran from cheek to eyebrow

I've also probably gotten alcohol poisoning and should have died a few times.