I have never broke a bone

I've only had three 'real' injuries I had 7 stitches in my forehead for jumping off the side of a pool directly into someones elbow in Tenerife, I once had a single tooth go straight through my tongue, at the time I only had one tooth as well, I fell of a fence and hit my chin on it.

Lastly I got pushed over in the play ground and grazed my elbow and of all the unlucky crap, I got blood poisoning and could've died.