I don't have any stories of my own about acquiring some riches (you lucky bastard...), but I do have a story about a guy named Jed.

This guy, Jed... He was so poor he could barely keep his family fed. So, one day while hunting for some food, he fired his rifle and something black started bubbling up from the ground... It was oil. (Black gold. Texas tea.) Next thing ya know, ol' Jed's a millionaire, and then he and his family packed up and moved to Beverly Hills (Swimmin' pools. Movie stars)

I hear they're really happy now.