Quote Originally Posted by The Clint Eastwood View Post
I also don't pee in the shower. I never pee. I have the metabolic system of a bald eagle, which is also very patriotic, so everything just comes out as a white paste.
That, sir, is AMAZING. I wish my body processed wastes like yours did!

I always piss in the shower. Pissing is a healthy pass-time, as it relieves my bladder. It also cleanses my feet. Also, I sing in the shower. I have a lovely singing voice.