Quote Originally Posted by Selcopa View Post
White women that trip over a spec of dust in horror movies
I do that in daily life

Ive got a scar on my shin and one just below my knee on the other leg from falling up the stairs in a spectacular fashion

Infact, I dont even need dust, i fall over fresh air

Admittedly, i wasnt getting murdered at the time, but you can guarantee if there was an axe wielding maniac about, Id be ****ed


Im probably a very irritating person come to think of it