Oh Lordy Lordy when that Earth done shook and and that water came a-rising, I thought that was Jesus coming to call us all home.

Really, it's ****ing stupid to think that because of a few catastrophic events, we're all going to die. Lots of really bad shit happens... to everyone. It's not a sign of anything, except that tectonic plates are very finnicky and can shift on a whim. For all you know, some lobster can take a shit and off-balance everything causing another earthquake and tsunami, especially in that part of the world, where the plates are smaller and more unstable.

It's science, not Jesus.

Just like the Mayan calendar. They ran out of space and it ended in 2012. What happens when 2011 ends? You throw the old calendar out and put up the 2012 one.

And lastly, the reason everyone jumped on Odin was because he said he likes the culture and women better than those of the American variety... and that's why he was sad. End of story.