So what do you all think the next sequel/ prequel/ intermediary of the Incredible Compilation of All Things Final Fantasy VII, EVER, will be?

My guess is a cell phone game, where you work in a sweatshop in the seedy underbelly of Junon (or possibly Wutai) in order to manufacture more of the 1/35 Soldiers and the Cait Sith stuffed mogs. It would also help to tell the story of how Cait Sith was manufactured in a sweatshop, stuffed into a box, and then sent to a warehouse in Junon.

The game will really pick up when a low level Shinra employee, perhaps a secretary for the Turks is told to place an order for one oversized stuffed mog. The real fun starts when you have to actually place YOUR OWN credit card number into the game, so Square can slowly siphon money from you on a bi-monthly basis.

The game gets exciting shortly after that though, where you have to track the package on the shipping company's website, as well as assuming control of the shippers, who don't care much for their jobs, so they manhandle the box at every step along the way.

The real fun comes when you play as the mail clerk, who has to deliver the package to the 60th floor of the Shinra Tower, at which point, you win!