"Alright, everyone. Gather around, it's story time!"

He did this to get attention, if only for a minute. He wanted to be the star of the night, or at least get his 15 minutes of fame. "Anything is good" he thought.

"Let me tell you a scary story about Black Friday, where a man who we'll call 'Johnny' bought 24 water bottles for a cheap price."

Minutes later...

In a spooky voice, Leon wraps up the story, complete with flashlight. "And Johnny's brother was never able to pee again."