I went to someone's music gig last year, and went for dinner/drinks afterwards. One of the girls I was with had done three or four tequilas, and was almost on the floor lol.

She said something along the lines of "Naaah moar... I gotza ga home ta ma muzza!" when asked if she wanted another one. It made the whole group cry with laughter. It was also a right laugh taking her back to the bus stop. ^^;