My dad is actually really funny but most of the time he can't crack his sick jokes because my mom gets all mad since shes all traditional and stuff. I can't remember anything in particular but one time we were in a hurry down the road when my dad made a comment about "coming like Bree Olson," and it caught me completely offguard

My mom has some really awkward funny moments too but a lot of it comes from accidental stuff. This past thanksgiving we had the whole family over at our house, and my mom meant to say "aunt jemima" (like the syrup) but she somehow said "aunt vagina". the whole table was pretty quiet for awhile. (everyone on the verge of rofling)

Though not my parent, my grandpa (rest in peace) had a funny comment that still sticks with me for whatever reason. When I was 9 I told him I had a girlfriend and he replied "well if she's not dutch then she's not much." Obviously he was kidding but it was so funny coming from him to someone my age at that time.

<3 my family!