I never read old topics. If any of them were interesting in the slightest, I might go back and read some, but this forum is full of a bunch of goofy retards who always make lame jokes.

Besides, I don't have much time nowadays to read old threads. I'm 80 years old, and most likely will only live another 30 to 40 years. I occupy my time doing much more Clint Eastwoody things than reading threads, like directing films, firing guns, and driving pickup trucks.

Speaking of directing films, anybody who hasn't seen Hereafter; **** you.