If Texas wants to secede from the union, I bid them farewell and wish them luck.

Because in two weeks, Mexican drug cartels will have senselessly murdered enough of their people to make them reconsider.

Seriously, look at the shit happening just 20 miles below the border in Juarez. Now extend that border up to Oklahoma, remove all the National Guard and military monitoring/patrol equipment, and watch what happens. Sure, Texans are armed to the teeth, but they don't know how to fight guerrilla gang warfare (unless they do and I'm not aware of it).

Unless they decide to legalize personal possession of all drugs and work in tandem with the cartels to overthrow those damn Yankees, I expect a hailstorm of bullets to be exchanged from both sides. And if the U.S. sanctions them, they'll have to fund their war with support from... uh... maybe they'd ask the French? HahahahaHAAAA.

Texas knows better, considering the shitstorm going on across the street. At least I hope so, for their sake.

Besides, where would we get all of our "teach the controversy" textbooks from? Mississippi? Yeah, probably Mississippi.