Going away for vacation is overrated. It costs money, which is something that Obama forces me not to have. Airports are overpriced, overcrowded, and their pretzels make me thirsty. I don't like buses, because people get rapped on them. I don't like cruise ships, because they're really, really gay. A vacation for me consists of not working and not spending any money for an extended period of time, so since I'm unemployed, that's every day.