Lmao. I think perhaps video games might actually lead to our demise in a zombie situation. "Take this, Pheonix Down! Uh... Curaga!!! Potion! Shiza, fantasy and reality don't mix well. Come on zombies. Eat me first."

Saltwater isn't a bad idea though, because salt should help to decompose the body quicker, and I doubt zombies can swim very effectively. Boat is the prime choice in the end. That's your eventual goal. I'd still start with Wal-Mart. haha