Polk's Eleven (TOP SECRET SHH DON'T TELL)

[Josh_R]

THough no one on this site knows it, i do have training in military style combat and stealthy special ops. im a fairly good marksmen with a 72% accuracy at 200 yards. if i were to spend time on training i could get it up. martial arts training in , karate, tae kwon do, dahn moo do, traditional kook sol, hapkido, minor training in kung fu, wrestling, and tai chi to balance myself out, minor weapons training with and against knife, as well a minor training using a staff weapon.

i have some biomedical training in school, and i like to act like to go off and say random things or even make bad pun jokes for every situation.

weakness: powdered ice tea mix, chocolate, and bacon.

Hahaha I have every qualication as yourself. The only difference is that I have no weakness. Powdered Ice Tea mix trembles when I am near. I used to be a fatty so Chocolate knows to steer clear. And I eat bacon every morning. Muahahaha it seems that you are not needed.

My Credentials

Kenpo Karate~ Brown Belt
Kyokuishin Karate~ Green Belt
Judo~ Brown Belt
BJJ~ Purple Belt
Tae Kwon Do~ Black Belt
Wrestling pedigree
1 and a half year of Muay Thai Kickboxing
Junior Golden Gloves boxing champ
95% shooting accuarcy from 300 yards
I am a pro MMA fighter
Member of the USMC
I LARP every Saturday

Clearly I am the better man for the job.