When me and my friends cook out at our apartment we usually do it right up front. My boxers were riding up one day so I unbuttoned my pants to fix em. Sure enough as soon as I finish and look up there is someone right f*cking there. God I hate my neighbors.

Also one time me and my fiance were having sex on the coach. Our apartment is on the 1st floor. I happen to look up, and someone was lookin in the window. I grabbed my shotgun and went old school Kentucky redneck on his ass. I shot at him. I missed on purpose just to scare him. Now we always make sure to close the curtains all the way.