What do you want served to eat/drink at the Wake?

My corpse. That way there'd be a little bit of me in everyone!

What songs do you want played at your funeral?



What celebrities would you like to attend?

The Melvins

How would you make out your will?

Split donations to those I care about the most, certain possessions being allocated to specific people.

Is there anyone that would show up at your Funeral that you would exact vengeance upon? And How Would You?

Not really, no. Vengeance isn't very productive, especially if the doorman to the afterlife is currently going through your records.

"Are there any special requests about your remains?" (things you'd like put in your coffin, what you want done with your remains...etc...)

Coffin = Hygenic enough to serve food off, see first answer.