What I'm going to say is what I'm seriously considering for a funeral. Tis True.
What do you want served to eat/drink at the Wake?
Oh, what should be served? Orchid and Skull shaped sugar cookies, without a doubt. Fruit Pizza. Sushi. Shrimp Cocktails. Salads and plenty of tea.
What songs do you want played at your funeral?
Hmm... No songs...except at the end I want the funeral house to play "Still Alive" from Portal as everyone's leaving.
What celebrities would you like to attend?
Dr.XXXX Gupta(actually might/would show up)
Johnny Depp(He did come from around here *shrugs* Maybe he'll build a cannon to shoot my ashes into the sky.)
Umberto Eco(I apparently never got to meet the man, it's not fair.)
How would you make out your will?
My father gets a lifetime supply of ice cream(Boot to the head...and he's diabetic). My Sister gets all my games and my copy of Simulacra and Simulation. My Mother gets my Bible and my Rosary.
Is there anyone that would show up at your Funeral that you would exact vengeance upon? And How Would You?
Practical jokes on everyone. Pre-recorded videos for everyone. That sounds like a cool idea. Think I'll do that now.
"Are there any special requests about your remains?"
Hrm...Blast them into outer space.
-Sin
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