Paranoia

[Polk]

This is how I feel at night when I'm lurking on tff in the dark, I get scurred easy.

I demand that you get jerri curls right now.

Back when I was president, I was always paranoid, but that was more because I was the most handsome man in the world and women would do anything to mack with me. Back off, ladies! What do I look like, some sort of slut?