Do you brush your teeth?
Mornings always, night sometimes. Almost always before an event or if my mouth feels scummy.

Do you floss?
No.

Do you use a mouth wash?
Some if available.

Do you even have any teeth?
One down, a fair few to go.

Are you frightened of the dentist?
Yes, she thought I was 4 years younger than I am, nearly booking a orthadontist 'check' to see what would need doing which that alone would've cost me over £100 (Free checkup if I was the right age).