If it was Cloud I'd smack him
If Tifa I'd tip my hat
If Barret I'd mind my manners
If Cid I'd offer him some tea
If Yuffie I'd buy earplugs
If Aerith i'd invite her to a garden
If Cait Sith I'd light him on fire
If Zack I'd follow him as a servant lol
Same for Genesis
If Angeal I'd request lessons