I love animals my first job ever was at a Pet Land. I don't have as many animals as some of you, but the few I have kick ass..

I have 2 dogs. One is a BullMastiff named Odin. He is huge, but I have had him for almost ten years now. So he sleeps all f*cking day, and really doesn't cause problems. Then me and my roommate have a Blue Nose Gator Mouth Pitbull named Billy Bad Ass, we just stick with Billy though. He is trained, and goes on attack commands. Unless he is given a command he is normally really chill, and sleeps like Odin.

I also have a Red-Tail Boa Constrictor. For those who do not know it is a very aggressive snake. My roommate won't even take him out of the tank any more cause the first time he did he got bit. He has bit me once in the two years I have had him.