Quote Originally Posted by Alpha View Post
We used to have heaps of ducks at my high school, and they'd shit all over the place. And rape each other. One time, I saw two drakes work together to rape another (female) duck. One bit the female's neck, and pinned it to the ground, while the other mounted it. I mean, it looks funny, but when you anthropomorphise them, it's kind of horrible.
That may be the craziest story I've ever heard. Duck Rape would be much easier if they used Duct Tape. o.O