Fruit in men's drinks: girly?

[Che]

faaahk no I put ****ing cooliad in my drink thatrs how i make red drank homeskillet now let me be with my frutilicious loving flaveros that make the girsl like me too bad athe one decent lookign girl didnt show its k Che your sister can take replacement hohohohoho

I'm god damned laughing my ass off about this, what the hell did you just say?