Random Question #1

[Polk]

Haha. I read that as a "large horse" the first time. "Why would you want a horse?" was my first thought. Although, it might be good for transportation.

Why wouldn't you want a horse? What are you, some kind of horse racist?

As for the question at hand, there are a couple of things I'd buy. I'd buy an orangutan named Clyde, and teach it to high five me whenever I said something witty. That's the real way to attract ladies. High five an orangutan.

I'd find a way to stop Michael Bay from ever making another film. Don't ask me how. I haven't really worked all that out yet, but I'd find a way.

I'd buy a hamburger bed.

Pay off all current and future student loans, as well as pay off my parents' house and all their bills.

Then I'd probably buy myself a burrito. I'm kinda hungry right now.

NOT SO SEXY EDIT:

for a sixth I would have to buy Polk a pillow in the shape of a woman.

God dammit.