
Originally Posted by
Clint Eastwood
Cats are the most useless and disgusting pets that people get. They shit in the house, they lick themselves all day, and they're the laziest mother ****ers on the planet. Whenever I tried to pay attention to any cat, the damn thing scratched my hand down to the bone. They're stupid animals that don't listen. Worst thing about cats, though, is the ammonia smell from their piss. One of my old friends had five cats, and her house smelled entirely of cat piss. Needless to say, I don't go over there anymore. I'm not particularly fond of cat piss. Dogs on the other hand can be easily taught to obey, you can teach them not to shit and piss in the house, and when you pet them, they don't scratch your hand down to the bone. Not to mention that they're friendly. Cat lovers think that cats are the shit, but in reality, they're just too lazy to take care of a real pet.
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