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    Quote Originally Posted by Clint Eastwood View Post
    Cats are the most useless and disgusting pets that people get. They shit in the house, they lick themselves all day, and they're the laziest mother ****ers on the planet. Whenever I tried to pay attention to any cat, the damn thing scratched my hand down to the bone. They're stupid animals that don't listen. Worst thing about cats, though, is the ammonia smell from their piss. One of my old friends had five cats, and her house smelled entirely of cat piss. Needless to say, I don't go over there anymore. I'm not particularly fond of cat piss. Dogs on the other hand can be easily taught to obey, you can teach them not to shit and piss in the house, and when you pet them, they don't scratch your hand down to the bone. Not to mention that they're friendly. Cat lovers think that cats are the shit, but in reality, they're just too lazy to take care of a real pet.
    Not that I prefer cats over dogs, but come now, Last time I checked dogs crapped in the house too ( until you train them that is). The same applies to a cat, using the water bottle is just a method used to teach. They're are many ways to train dogs too.

    Licking themselves, dogs do the same. I don't remember seeing a dog take a bath in the shower, although I know you can give them a bath yourself so I guess I can see where you are coming from there. But regardless if you give the dog a bath i'ts still gonna lick itself if it feels dirty.

    as for the it's smell, I'm not quite sure If cats pee smells worse than a dogs, but I do agree with you that they can smell pretty bad at times. But if someones house smelled that bad all the time then I wouldn't blame the cat, i'd blame the housekeeper.

    yeah, there are bitch ass cats that attack you for no reason, but thats just like how they're are dogs that yelp at you, jump and pull on your pant leg. I do think though, that cats can be tempered easier than a dog. I've been attacked by cats way more than dogs, and dogs don't usually hurt you they just bark to bark (( in some cases), the cases you want anyway especially if it's a big dog.)

    too lazy, probably.....but what more do you have to do for a dog, rather than a cat besides walk them?? I'm asking because I never actually had a dog of my own so I really don't know. That's probably why I like them equally, haven't found a reason to place one before the other, thats just me though.
    Last edited by GypsyElder; 08-26-2009 at 11:57 AM.

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