Lets see:

Watch out for the dirty legged women, this wouldn't of been benificial at the time but it would of aided in some poor choices later on down the line and avoided alot of crazy trouble.

Never trust a stripper, this kind of runs hand and hand with my first one but not really seeing I am speaking of 2 totally different times in my life, even though they kind of overlap.

Beer = good, cigs = bad, would of convinced myself not to let my exwife hand cigerettes over to me when I was drunk. This could of changed my most addicted side of me.

Well that is it for now I will come back in here and add some more later on down the line.