I have way too many stories, so I'll just leave highlights.

Kicked out of 3 bars. Once for playing 'freebird' on the jukebox 3 times in a row, and twice for almost fighting.

Pissed on pretty much everything and anything, and out of several windows.

Threw bottles out of my car to try to hit road signs.

Collapsed my ceiling dancing in the attic.

Offered crack cocaine in a Price Chopper. Did not accept

Had conversations with crackheads who thought I was someone else. Hilarity ensued.