Fungah! I was about to post this message, when the Administrators moved to foil my plans and perform a system update! Little did they realize that I would be back later to spread my mayhem, all the same... heh heh heh...

What's going on, guys? I haven't heard back from anyone yet, and Meier Link and Valkyarc have not informed me if they have, either. You all have until Tuesday to fill out the Application (unless by circumstance you were unable to read the Application when I posted it last Monday night; i I see that you posted on TFF around Monday night or Tuesday morning last week, no dice, and perhaps even immediate obliteration.) If we don't start seeing applications come in, we will have to start letting people go... off the rooftop of our headquarters! (You can assume that is not a short fall.) Bwa ha ha ha!!!

Sinister, I read your response, and never commented on it. Liked it, though. Particularly the answers that were a bit cheeky... You do us all proud (and I have my eye on you...)

Alright. Now, I feel it's time to celebrate another classic villain from the Halls of Infamy (or Doom... or Pie. Take your pick.) Today, it's... The Queen, from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

I think everyone knows who the Queen is: the stepmother of the movie's heroine, Snow White, she was obsessed with being the most beautiful woman in all the lands. And, as long as her magic mirror told her she was the fairest of them all, she was satisfied. However, once her stepdaughter reached maturity, the mirror claimed that Snow White was the fairest, thus instigating the Queen to have her offed.

What impressed me about this woman is the lengths she would go to achieve this, even sacrificing her own beauty, if only for a time, in her transformation into the old hag. What further impresses me is her ability to creep me out, even to this day: I watched the movie again last week, and when the old hag came on and was glaring around everywhere, I was like "Noooooooo, don't look at me!" Her sense of humor seemed awesome, too-if only glimpsed for a moment-in a scene where she walks by a skeleton reaching desperately through his dungeon bars for a jug of water that is just out of arm's reach. "Thirsty?!" the Queen questions, and then kicks the jug into the skeleton with a loud cackle.

Furthermore, the Queen is the first of a long line of classic villains, being the villainess in the very first feature length animated film. And it can also be noted that she got no love on the Nostalgia Critic’s Top 11 Disney Villains, a gross oversight in my estimation.

So, on behalf of Evil, Inc., I salute you... The Queen. (Feel free to bring up any villains you think should be recognized, as well, fellow brethren.) Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom