Oh I would like to apply to join.

I have over 100 posts and am good at being evil in clever ways (Usually using my awsome black humour skillz, which is not, as many americans believe, humour preformed by someone who is black..duh.)

For example, and forgive me if this is too far. I happened to walk past a three year old girl the other day, and whispered "mmmm Jailbait" to the guy I was with. Good times.

Or constantly reading De Sade and laughing at the perversions.

Or the time I bought a calander from WHSmiths of Jade Goody and it only went up to march.

So am I accepted?