My God, Meier. Your dad sounds like mine, cept mine isn't as public about it.

As for me, my parents have embarrassed me on several occasions. The most recent time was when I went to a fancy steakhouse restaurant called Ruth's Chris. The table was covered in white cloth and had all the plates and wine-glasses arranged properly. My dad was drunk after a couple glasses of wine(he had bypass surgery, so his stomache is smaller and can't handle as much liquor anymore). While we were waiting for our food, he ended up spilling his cup of water ALL over the table cloth -_-. So, the waiter came and called some guys to replace everything. My dad said "Sorry, she's just really clumsy these days." He was putting the blame on me T_T. So I made sure they knew it was him that spilled it.
He was talking really loud after that. We all had a really sharp steak knife and my dad said slightly loudish "Ann shouldn't posess such a sharp knife. It makes me feel nervous. Who knows what goes on in her mind." sarcastically. I would've laughed if he wasn't trying to get a bad reaction out of me.

So yeah, that's the end of THAT story. He drove us home at night, too -_-. I'm amazed we didn't get in a car accident.

My mom on the other hand has embarrassed me mostly in stores. She puts on this overly friendly hesitant face for other people. When she makes a mistake, or is nervous, she'll let out this weird giggle ><. Last time in this warehouse store, she was looking for a specific DVD with classic Christmas cartoons on it. She didn't see it on the shelf, so she bent down and pulled out one of the storage boxes and opened it up to see if the DVD was in there. People were walking by looking at us while I was telling her that we shouldn't be ripping through the store's packages. The DVD ended up not being inside it, so she replaced everything and put it back. I ended up making fun of her the rest of the day every time she couldn't find something, like "Maybe we need to open up this box, too!" etc.

Not to mention, my parents have pretty poor luck. They're the people who make last minute decisions before deciding where to go for vacation. Like.. let's say it's the beach. We go to the beach, and it ends up being packed(no room for us). So the entire vacation ends up being destroyed because we were a few hours late. It's sort of like a Chevy Chase adventure.. or a Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.. very annoying, indeed.