Ohh boy where do I start...
People who stare Seriously there's nothing weirder than when you're shopping or out somewhere and someone is just staring at you..like eyes dead locked but the second you look back they look away...and 2 seconds later they're back at it. I tend to think they have something to say but won't actually buck up. So I just stare back at them for a minute or so to make them uncomfortable to see if they say something or not..and they never say a word back or keep looking!
*Sigh* I don't like this for the pure face it's attention seeking. If you don't like something then say so, but if you don't like it and will do it yet still want attention you sigh. It's really immmature and I tend to get snappy when people do it cause they want some "Awww what's wrong" but I have a 0 tolerance when someone is only trying to bullshit me.
Rich people flashing, and not for fun either I understand everyone likes showing who they are and it's understandable. When people though are so desperate for attention that they try to throw their wallet around it gets old fast. "Oh honey how many bottles of this $85 a bottle wine should we get? Ohhh of course we'll just buy the case!" And yes I've heard people do that, shouting across the store to their spouse. It's like short people wearing boots or making up tall tails of themselves, no pun intended. Just stop trying to make yourself out to be more than you are, you're only diminshing your character.
Having no soul I don't like when people aren't easy going about things. Not easy, but when you're casual and want to be casual back and they give you rigid responses...as if they're not human. Everyone is a person so be cool with me and I'll be cool with you, it's that simple.
ANGERRRRRR Everyone flips and gets mad, but the worst is when can't ever control it at all. So they feel the need to try and seem cool with it, or smash and bang things to get their anger out and even more so get attention. You couldn't always punch the teacher in the face that you liked least so I'm sure you can restrain yourself when the coffee has only 2 sugars and not 3 in it.
METUL RULEZ! Nothing worse than people who conform to not just a group of friends, but a genre of music for who they know and will refuse to break the circle because of it. When you ask someone what they like and they respond METULLLLLL which I know I'm spelling wrong, it's kinda too much. Then when you ask what they listen to and get the standard responses. Which I'm speaking of all music here so I'm not generalizing. It could be the wanna be thugs, and their NDERGRUND ONLY RAP or the ones who scream classic rock like it's something to be proud of...everyone just shut up. Because I can almost promise that 9999/10000 like more than 1 type of music or the same few bands, so you don't need to change your dress style, speech, or anything else to appeal to a crowd. Its when you truly reach poser status! I like rap, rock, hard rock, a little metal, some pop and the list goes on! But oh wait shhh just carve Slayer into my arm with a razor cause it' proves I'm cool right (Yes I saw a kid who did that once.)
Sports fanatics Not a big one really. But it is a thing that gets to me...oh I'm from New England, sooo Red Sox and Pats...oh no YOU'RE from Indianapolis? PEYTON SUXXXX (Even I like The Colts more, but you see my example) and you're from NY? Well YANKEES SUK! How well thought out isn't it? I don't care what team you like where you're from, but the sports world and ESPN aren't the nexus of my life.
I TAP DAT ASS Bro she had like octuplet D's and I had my game on tight, you know I slipped her a few Bud Light Limes, with my Sox hat backwards, and my tight polo tee. But I kept her panties to prove it to you bro I wrecked it so hard it's not even funny, but I told that skank to get outta here and dropped her and her cell like a bad fuc king habbit yo....Need I say more?
But uhhh yeah I think that's it? Oh Hitler, Uncle Joe (Stalin), Satan, and Paul Bonion?






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