Hmm, swimsuits? I never go to the beach. Too manystones, too many really annoying people laying there, or running after their screaming kids who are whinging about the sun.

I like looking at beaches... But I can't swim. I tried for years to learn, but I literally just couldn't get the hang of it. Not that people really swim in the sea often over here, since there's always condoms and dead seagulls in the brown-green water.

Okay, a slight exaggeration, I like the beach, sure. But in the country? Not really. It looks like a green pond with mould growing off it with bits of poo floating around in it. I'd like to go to Turkey.