Quote Originally Posted by Dark Squall View Post
...Where's the butts?!!
I only have 2 swim shorts and I really like them, I bought them last summer.
FINALLY A PERSON WITH COMMON SENSE. I came to this thread to see bikinis. I have not seen one. You all make Polk cry. And I cry tears of devastation.

I like board shorts. I have a pair that's black with flames, a pair of green with flowers, and a pair that advertises Pantera. Yeah. I'm cool. I should also mention I do have a speedo that I like to whip out on special occasions, and yell "Look at me! I'm European!"

QUICK EDIT: I actually do have a speedo. It's green.