For some reason, I was expecting this kind of topic when I clicked on the thread.

Anyways, I hate swimsuit shopping. The only reason I go to get new ones is because my old ones always get too small. It's kind of hard finding swimwear I like, so if I ever come across any plain one-pieces that fit, I buy two. Then I wear board shorts over them since I'm uncomfortable without that much on. My board shorts are plain too.