I think I would like to imagine that I would go for a threesome (preferably with two women, thank you very much), but it's the sort of idea that hits me like Final Fantasy: sure, people chopping down bad guys with illogically shaped and sized swords sounds great in principle, but in reality... would I really want somebody barging down the street, chopping up my neighbour's dog, coming into my house and opening the rather obvious looking treasure chest in my living room?

Exactly. That would suck quite a bit.

I think that some people need to work out the difference between whether they like something or just the principle: not just in things like threesomes, but also in aspects of life like joining up to the army, taking drugs, or buying a Nintendo Wii (come on people - it's not even really trying to be a games console any more!).

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Sorry about that. I had an out of context experience there.