oh man drunk stories! haha i've got quite a few. i used to live in one of the biggest party houses in the town i lived in.

lets see what comes to mind


1: i got into a "fight" over a zebra cake one night with my friend hopper (female) which resulted in rolling on the floor with one end of the bag in each of our mouths pullin at them like dogs (BTW she won)

2: on my 23rd B-day i met up with one of my childhood friends, we went bar hopping and ended up at this pub called C.J.'s after getting to know the owner we proceeded to the after party which resulted in a few 1.75 liters being mixed into rattle snakes and where finished off by us the owner and the 2 bartenders. well my stuborn butt decided that i was ok to drive after about 2 feet (yes literally 2 feet) i decided that was not the best decision so i let my buddy drive. after the long ride home and empting the contents of my stomach out on the side of my car (all liquid) i walked into a party that was going on at my house, announced that "i am home F***ers" and staggered to the couch to pass out. needless to say that the next morning i woke up and someone had sharpied a male member on my chest and my fingernails where painted just about every neon color you could think of.

3: embarasing but funny non the less. i was so hammered on night that i blacked out and woke up the next morning to people telling me i cheated on my ex with this girl, i thought it was a joke until they pulled up scotties myspace page and there in his pics was a akward angled pic (no nudity but you could tell what was going on) of me and old girl in the tool shed.

thats all i have time to write about right now if i think of more i will post them later