"I wish you were a door so I could bang you all night long"

"wanna play armies? Ill lay down on the floor and you can blow the hell outta me!

*licks finger and wipes on shirt* "Lets get you out of those wet clothes"

"You know, those clothes would look great in a jumbled pile on my bedroom floor"

"Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"

"All those curves and me with no breaks"

"are you stalking me? Cos that would be SO cool"

Some good ones^^ Hopefully not too bad to post here.