This is great news. The only way this is negative is that Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married. Thus ends my dream of meeting Portia de Rossi at a bar or something. She's single. Maybe confused. I buy her a drink. We talk. We date for a while. She realizes she's in love with me. Next thing you know, I'm banging Lindsey Bluth.

One more dream to erase from the list.