Greetings and salutations worthless plebians,
As our glorious undefeated Brotherhood has just determined, your existance has been tolerated far too long, and we take it upon ourselves to effortlessly crush you. The reasons are simple...we merely feel like it. As such, we would like to inform you that our armies are fully battle ready and at the arrival of this message, already marching towards your pitiful excuse of a fortification. At their arrival, immediate besiegement shall ensue until the small obstacles you refer to as a wall are toppled, and our warriors are free to storm and raid your mongrel pound. Know that no man, woman, nor child shall be exempt from a fate of eternal damnation in the pits of hell.
Our terms are simple:
The war will be determined by 5 battles between our 2 factions. No warrior may participate in more than one battle, and the faction that wins the most battles will be the victor. These battles will be judged by a neutral judge agreed upon by both parties. The losing faction shall be disbanded by the opposing faction's leader eternally.
These terms are non-negotionable. The glorious Brotherhood does realise that your faction is currently weak and could not muster a force even ammounting to a fraction of the Brotherhood of Doom's. Therefore, the never-merciful Dark Christ has agreed to allow you to recruit warriors outside of your faction, in order to meet the 5 warrior minimum.
The BoD's Warriors:
ToroMor, The Christ of Darkness, Bringer of Damnation and Doom
Akira the Giroan Berserker; Seducer of Asian Women; Prince of the North
Purgatory Raven; Prince of the East
Gaap; Father of all Monsters
Nin`; Sodomizer of Faith, Berzerker of Doom; Belphegor
The BoD's Reserve Warriors:
Gorath; Devourer of Jap Schoolgirls; Prince of the South
Wintermetal; Impaler, The Carpathian Wolf
Bloodaxe; Drunken Viking Bastard of the North
Cassuis; Philologus de Fatum et Exitium
Surtur; Pope Surtur - Faustus Lupus-Dominus; Defiler of the nuns
The deadline for the war shall be two weeks. Failure to amass a force within this time will mean a defeat for the Masters faction.
If these terms are not met, the Brotherhood shall accept it as a sign of total and unconditional capitulation, marking the war as another of an infinitely lasting list of victories. Upon the unimpedable victory of our forces, your filthy warriors shall be publicly executed and destroyed for all eternity.
The Brotherhood would like to thank you for your time and wishes you a pleasantly joyful day.
Sincerest Regards,
Akira, Prince of the North, Vice-Ambassador of the Bastards, Your Future Bitch-Master
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