Although with the videogame violence, I think we should limit to funny stories or great achievements only. Otherwise it might choke the club up.

Actually, I left at around 6pm yesterday. My time . Why? Some guys from the next suburb over decided they'd cause a little trouble. You know breaking street signs, grafittiing and all that crap. Geeze that crap's pointless. It just pisses people off. Anyway, when I saw a street sign taken out, some of my mates looking a little battered and some property damage, I though to myself, screw it, it might be wrong, but these dickheads are gonna pay. (I have a short fuse at times, most often when things I care about are messed with). What did I do? I picked up the street sign, rammed it into the jaw of the nearest guy, concrete side first, then when I saw two more coming, I rotated the pole, whilst ducking, effectively tripping both of them and injuring their ankles. The last guy? Well I decided as he was the last one still standing, I didn't need the street sign anymore so I chucked it at him and down he went. Good Times.....

Trouble was I got a bit of a gash when rotating the street sign, the bit with the street name got me, and I had to be patched up, so I couldn't come back on 'til today. As for it being after the middle of the afternoon, well I was busy with some other stuff this morning.