Well how about specific kinds, like unusual Halo Deaths, or Virtual Fighter 5 kills?

Anyway, I got a good one.

I was walking through an alleyway to my car down a city street, when I see an older asian guy getting the shit beat out of him by some teens, 18 or 19 at least. I think they were robbing him, cuz a large box of cigerette cartons, was under one guy's arm. In the US, it was probably worth about $2000-3000.

They keep wailing on him with bats and hunks of wood. He was full of splinters, and bleeding on the ground.

There were some broken warehouse pallets next to me, probably where the thugs got their weapons. I yanked one off, a 1-by-2, and crep up behind one of the thugs, tapped him on the shoulder. When he turned around, I hit him hard in the stomic, long ways with the board. He fell over gasping for air.

The other two then turned their attention to me. One of them came at me with a diagonal cross chop; I side stepped it and hit him in the head with the flat side of my board, breaking it. He fell over dazed.

The third one had a bat, most likely more skilled than the others, but still not a match for me. He swung the bat down vertically, but stopped as soon as I side stepped his attack. Bringing the weapon in a now high, left to right, horizontal maner, he attemped knock me in the chest. I leaned back, just missing the bat, and grabbed it with my left arm, then grabbed him with my other hand. I hoisted him up and threw him into a pile of trash cans 10 feet away.

Seeing that the others got back up, dropping the box of cigerettes, grabbed their friend, now covered in trash, and ran down the alleyway.

I helped the store clerk up and into his store. I handed him some paper towels to try to wipe the blood off his face, and asked if I should call the police. He said, "No it wasn't necessary. they probably wont be back again."

He gave me a carton of cigerettes for the box, even though I told him I didn't need a reward. Unwillingly, I accepted it, although I don't even smoke, so I gave them to my brother-in-law.

A common crime, turned out for the better.