You freaking crazies with your living in a completely separate country with a separate time zone! It's not Mike's birthday for 2 more hours! ...oh well. Is Mike even around much anymore? I think he doesn't have internet, or something, where he is.

Happy Birthday and good luck, Mike! I hope you're doing alright, wherever it is you are stationed. You are an awesome guy, and it's always good to hear from you.

Wuv, Yer Mom