Ah, how much I detest those awful, cheesy sentences. You know, the ones like the sickeningly sweet aftertaste you get after grape juice. Yeah, RIGHT in your throat sweetness. For example "Ooooh, you made me dinner??? Bless your heart! *hand placed gently over chest, eyes watering up, lips becoming a suspiciously pruned smile*
Bewildered, I can only look on in acute befuddlement, *side of mouth twitching* "wha-HUT," I say - "WHAT - DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!? WERE YOU RAISED IN A PAINTING?!? Was your backside resting on creamy, rose-colored Clouds drifting lazily across the screen, babies and cherubs flying happily around shooting pink hearts at people during your childhood? Why can't you just say 'thank you' and end it? Why disturb people so? Why explode brains? It's just counterproductive. I mean, I'm seriously considering never doing anyone a favor again, not if I've got more cheese-drenched sentences like THOSE on the horizon..."
*exhausted exhale* Yeah, I guess I'm a tad unhinged at this juncture.
Anyway, Got any sickening sentences or criminally cliche acts you wanna vent on? Go ahead.