If Shakira can sing about them, Michael can at least post about them.

[Joe]

I'm not partial to big breasted women. Disproportionate women anyway. The skinny/big breast thing doesn't make sense to me.

SO MUCH THIS. I'm not really partial to sizes at all, I just like well proportioned bodies. Also, burying your face in giant boobs = hella fun.

Heeeey. Don't be poking at Miss Asahina! Her breasts are PERFECT! I could stare at them for hours! And I would never question my sexuality.

My Breasts are also perfect. For those who are wondering. They've been appraised by many many men.

I think I might need to appraise them sometime. You, me, some wine, a nice skype talk? I can PM you my business card if you like (I'm a documented breast appraiser, board certified).

I totally get what you mean about personality, Michael Swayne, I'm all about some personality, and that's what leads me to actually show interest in a person. I'd be lying though, if I didn't think that physical attraction/chemistry was a factor for me as well though.