By EBG as a whole. I don't know or really care what the topic is. We can even make it go lemon if we're sly enough to get around the Men in Black. Self-insertion into fics is encouraged. Two or three sentences per post should suffice. Just keep the ball rolling. I'll be very, very sad if you all don't.

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Cloud slowly opens his eyes. They were heavy, and his head pounded with a dull ache. As he had many times before, he checked his ankles. They were still shackled to the floor. How many days had passed since he had been dropped into this dank dungeon? He wasn't quite sure how he got there, but at this point it didn't matter. He had to get out. He hadn't had anything to eat in just as long, and would before long suffer from dehydration or starvation.

His eyes trace an arc to the right wall of the dimly lit room. There sat an apple on the ground, still as red, plump, and juicy as it had been when he first arrived. No, it seemed even more delicious in before. But he resisted taking even a bite. He knew nothing good would come of it.

A sultry voice echoes from the shadows at the opposite corner of the room. "Still being as stubborn as a horse, I see."

Cloud grimaces. He had heard that voice so many times now. It made him sick. Yet, despite the visible disgust painted onto his weary face, the form slowly moves forward into the light. Clop, clop, clop.

It didn't seem human.

"You had best pony up and eat it soon. You won't be able to last much longer..." continues the voice with a sugar sweet giggle. "Don't be afraid, it's quite delicious. I, Twilight Sparkle, guarantee it."

Cloud glares hatefully into the beast's violet eyes. The purple mare stares back.