Secret Mission A: ACCOMPLISHED

[SOLDIER #819]

So for those not in the know (the whole... 2-3 active members, I think), a week ago we started a game to raise awareness for EBG by annoying SOLDIER as much as possible (hence the A). While we didn't really succeed in annoying them, I think we made pretty good creepers and stalkers, which counts for something. Getting those replies from SOLDIER members here and there also validated our existence and made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

That said, the game was hard because SOLDIER barely ever posted. Those lazy ****s. But we pulled through, even when the going was tough and the game was getting super old. If TFF was bombarded with nukes, I have no doubt that SOLDIER would be incinerated while we would survive like roaches. WE ARE THE SUPERIOR BEINGS.

And now for the point tally whichitookpainstodosoyoushouldallbegrateful:

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Kyra
Post: 8
Speed: 5
Chain: 4
Comment: 2
Total: 19

Dodie
Post: 6
Speed: 3
Chain: 5
Comment: 2
Total: 16

Tele
Post: 4.5
Speed: 1
Chain: 5
Comment: 1
Total: 11.5

Quistis:
Total: -100 for attempted assassination of our glorious leader with our own weapon

Nixy
Post: ed nothing of value
Speed: ed into a wall
Chain: ed in vain
Comment: s were null
Total: s are irrelevant because he is leader

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I had to deduct half a point here or there for posts I felt didn't sufficiently bait.

Guess who won. GUESS. I WON'T ANNOUNCE THE WINNER UNTIL ALL Y'ALL GUESS.