...the inconveniences of beautifying yourself.

So, I tried out some fake nails for the first time today and I don't see how women do it. They're such a pain in the ass. I can barely even type!
Sure, they look nice, but they're way more trouble (and inconvenient) than they're worth. I also almost scratched my eye out twice already.

So ladies, explain to me why you do this!?
Do you do it for yourself or for your boyfriends or what?

They'll keep me from biting my real nails now at least...