The things you could do in space

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There are so many!

If I were in charge of sending people to space, I'd send photographers.

Here's a perfectly arranged photograph of Saturn's aurora:



Taking photographs would be the most important thing to do.

But a close second, let's face it, would be... space sex.

It even has its own Wikipedia entry.

I'm going to open a space brothel (the first in the Universe). Y'all invited to the grand opening.

EDIT: According to the Guardian, space sex has already been attempted.

Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

Mr Kohler says: "One of the principal findings was that the classic so-called missionary position, which is so easy on earth when gravity pushes one downwards, is simply not possible."