How much would you pay to get a genetically engineered moogle?

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I'd get a me a Genetically Engineered Moogle and make it my slave.

He'd get to chill with me though, while my chocobo pulls my carriage around the world.

While we're at it let's capture a bunch of black people and whip them if they don't do what they say. After the work's done though, which it never is, he can smoke a cig with me though.

Why the **** do people think it's okay to "own" things? Like pets. You should be companions, not ****ing "owners". Furthermore, why the **** would you want a moogle, anyway? All moogles hate humans and know they're better than us. In FFIX I had to ****ing run their underground mail system just because I wanted to get out and explore the world. Bunch of bullshit.

That's like saying you want to have a pet ****ing whateverthe****iscute, like a tiger. Cliche choice, but it's gonna make my point. It's cute as shit, but it will literally bite your face off. Moogles are a lot like tigers in this way.

Also, I don't support stem cell research or anything closely related because it saves lives. If you can grow a kidney from cells in a lab and transplant it in a guy (like what happened recently), you are just playing God. You aren't God. Let Him transplant kidneys and help people out, you're just messing with genetics and shit you don't know about. Pretty soon everyone's gonna have a clone and we'll be so sexually attracted to our clones that nobody will outsource for marriage and we'll just be having sex with ourselves on our toilet chairs surfing the internet, which is gay.

But to answer your question, I'd pay approximately negative 14$ to get a genetically engineered moogle. Because I already ****ing told you I don't support stem cell research and because I said negative, it means I'd get paid to have you dump your piece of shit fake moogle off on my hands, and 14$ because thats the price of a 18 pack of bud light in Missouri.